Lemonnism

One thing that I do everyday in my current job (actually I have only few days left there), is to send out legal documents to clients. Having done this for over 4 months now, I have found some of the most ridiculous last names people have, which I really want to share with everyone, under the circumstance in which I have no obligation to keep their "surnames" confidential.

5-Star-the-Most-Outstanding award goes to:

Drinkwater
Duckhouse
Farraway
Curry-peace
Muchmore
* Timlin (for those who knows him, would know why)

5-Star-Name-it-like-You-Describe award goes to:

Lightfoot
Goodchild
Hardcastle
Proudfoot
Whitefoot
Whitehead
Whitelamb
Waterman
Blackman

5-Star-Ok-Now-I-am-Scared award goes to:

Tough
Slaughter
Moody
Openshaw

5-Star-I-Just-Don't-Get-it award goes to:

Office
Try
Kitchen
Nurse
Monks
Gay
Gamble
Purse
Rainbow
Fish
Bacon
Cousins
Box
Helps
Head
Fudge

I don't mean to be mean by no means...

歐是滴, 我又游回了失業的那一(疫?)區。交出辭呈後的一星期, 老闆大人居然問我有沒有興趣留下來, 他願意給我一個 permanent 的職位和豐厚薪水。當時我只心動了三秒, 頭還是給他搖了下去。要我回蜂窩？算了, 我好不容易已經下了決定, 要 "follow my heart", 而不是用臉貼金屁股。

Then what's my heart "thinking"?

我也說不上來...目前可能先找個 part time 餬口, 再來利用剩下來屬於我的時間。
在永遠都是快動作的火車站, 我終於可以以自己的步調好好享受早晨的時光; 再也不用每天花三小時和總是遲到的地鐵和火車過不去, 或是繼續忍受和陌生人零距離的接觸; 總算可以造訪每天早早關門週末又擠爆人的畫廊美術館, 用自己想要的角度看藝術......

然後在這些畫面中, 我想用相機和文字記錄下來...我已無藉口可以在這裡漫遊卻沒有留下影子和腳印。

怨婦的辛酸...在家還要被兩隻狗搗蛋.

Opening soon! 等不及想幫康 P 的畢業展宣傳一下。
請期待開幕後的更多照片~

* Richard Gere impersonator at the lookalikes convention, Orlando, Florida.
Photo by Marcus Dawes.